In addition to all the other crap we’ve had to put up with this year — tragic deaths, natural disasters, mass shootings, record-high temperatures, a rise in hatred and a stupid, nightmarish presidential campaign — there’s this:
Today is November 1. Election Day is still a week away, on November 8.
Now that we’ve hit November, why is the election still a whole fucking week away?
Because November 8 is the latest possible U.S. election day. And it would have to happen in this awful, endless year of 2016.
Fuck you, Cronos.